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You Know the AI Slopocalypse Is Real.

Here's your exit strategy.

300 applications. 280 written by AI. Zero signal. Sound familiar?

We built a free toolkit specifically for lean HR teams drowning in this mess, so you can get back to hiring the right fit.

The Problem

Hiring got harder.
Your team got leaner.
We built you a way out. 

AI didn't fix recruiting, it broke it in new ways. If you're an HR team of one (or close to it), you're feeling this more than anyone. These free, purpose-built GPTs solve the exact bottlenecks slowing you down.

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Resumes don't tell you anything anymore 

GPT 01 — Kickoff Prep gives you a structured agenda and the right questions to surface what a resume never will.

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Your hiring managers are missing in action

GPT 02 — Post-Kickoff Clarity tells you immediately if you're ready to move forward, or exactly what's still missing.

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Your process wasn't built for this

GPT 03 — Job Description Refinement tightens what's vague and fixes what's attracting the wrong people before you post.

The Modern Hiring Toolkit

The Solution

The Modern Hiring Toolkit

  • Works with your existing ChatGPT account
  • More GPTs coming
  • Access is free

Built for the teams Hebba is writing about.

Spark Hire has helped lean HR teams hire smarter since 2012. We're not an enterprise suite nobody asked for, we're a modular hiring platform designed specifically for organizations who need to move fast without making bad hires.

5x

Faster candidate screening

50%

Faster time to hire

7,000

Trusted customers

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One-way video interviews.
Behavioral assessment.
An ATS that actually makes sense. 

 You can use one piece or all of them, starting wherever your process hurts most. 

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One-Way Video Interviews

Candidates answer your questions on their own time. You watch when it works for you. No scheduling hell. Real signal about real humans — not AI-generated bullet points.

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Predictive Behavioral Assessment

Go beyond the resume. Understand how candidates think, communicate, and approach problems — before you've invested hours in interviews.

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Applicant Tracking System 

The most powerful ATS in the world means nothing if your hiring managers won't open it. Spark Hire is the one they actually use, so feedback is centralized, decisions are faster, and you're not chasing anyone down.

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Automated Reference Checks

Candidates input their references and our reference check software automates the outreach and feedback collection process.

  • Stop chasing down references to find a time to connect
  • Get informative and direct insights from a candidate’s references
  • Collect and review references in one place instead of searching your email
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